Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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