What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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What rhymes with you? You.

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i was molested.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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penis

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Anti Joke

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