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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

Women's Rights

hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

Gale swallows.

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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