Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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penis

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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poop.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Women's Rights

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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