Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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