My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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