What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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