why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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