A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Boom.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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