How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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