What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

smug face >:}

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

i was molested.

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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