Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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