A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Caitlyn.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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my bubbles!

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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I've got a boner

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Anti Joke

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