I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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