Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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poop.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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