YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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