your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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