I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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