guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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smug face >:}

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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