why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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im gay because im gay

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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whats forever alone me

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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