How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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SNAPPLE!

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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