- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

hi, im sober.

What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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