Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Arron Glass

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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