Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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