What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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PATHETIC

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Sonic

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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