So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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black people. that is all...

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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