Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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if you read this you are gay

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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