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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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black people. that is all...

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Justin Bieber.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Womens rights

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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