- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

Tell your listener to say knock knock B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

Fat people.

What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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