What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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