Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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if you read this you are gay

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Arron Glass

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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