roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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