What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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