What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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