A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Sarah Palin

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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