What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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