Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Fat people.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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