A baby seal walks into a club...

How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

George Bush.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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