It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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???????????? WTF?

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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So there's this boy who really love clowns. His room is adorned with circus and clown posters and his one dream is to go to a circus and see a clown. One day he sees an ad in the newspaper for a circus that was headed toward his town. He begged and pleaded to his parents to let him go, and when they finally agreed he was ecstatic. The boy was in awe of all the things that the circus held, elephants, lions, tightrope walkers and trapeze artists, but there was nothing he was more excited for then the main show with the clowns. He took a seat and out came the clown on a unicycle. The boy was having the time of his life, when the clown suddenly called for someone from the audience. The boy immediately ran to the center of the stage. The clown asked the boy "Are you a horse's head?" then held the mic to the boy. "No," he replied. "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" The crowd erupted in laughter and the boy was mortified. He ran out of the circus tent and vowed never to return. He grew up with a hatred for clowns and even had to see multiple therapists. 30 years passed and the boy was now a man. The man looked in his morning paper, only to see that a circus was in town. He decided he would visit one last time. There it was, the elephants and tightrope walkers. And then he saw it, the same clown from 30 years ago in the same show. He walked up and the clown asked the same questions. "Are you a horse's head?" "No." "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" Then man the took the microphone from the clown and said, "Screw you clown."

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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