Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Ted Haggard.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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whats forever alone me

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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