Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Womens rights

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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