Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Got milk? No.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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SNAPPLE!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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???????????? WTF?

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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