What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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hi, im sober.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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SNAPPLE!

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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???????????? WTF?

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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