A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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this site is funny.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

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