A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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this site is funny.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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make me a sandwich!

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Dylan Eichas

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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