What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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hi hi strager danger

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

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