Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

Women's rights.

what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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