What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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