go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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