What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Women's Rights

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Womens rights

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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