Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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