A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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