It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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my bubbles!

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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