your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Invisible Television.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Dylan Eichas

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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