A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Caitlyn.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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poop.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Boom.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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