- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

i said wut wut in the butt!

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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