Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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