Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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