What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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America Votes

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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what the hell happened to your face

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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A seal walks into a club...

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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