- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

So a baby seal walks into a club.

A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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