- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

Your mommas so fat that she may die.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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