Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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women's rights

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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