Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Gale swallows.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Sarah Palin

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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FIRE!!

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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