Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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