- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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am i invited to party? no

How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

smug face >:}

What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

A married man takes the ring off his finger.

What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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