what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Invisible Television.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Lacrosse

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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