why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Punch line.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Women's rights.

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