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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

Justin Bieber.

once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Arron Glass

So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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