What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Justin Bieber

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Har har hey

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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