Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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So you there Red?

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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The Olympics

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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