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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

What's brown and sticky? a stick

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

a black man jumps in a pool.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

How are you this morning?

A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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