How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

Har har hey

HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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