What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Women's Rights.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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