Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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sexual intercourse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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