Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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I'm hungry.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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i like cats

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