Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Men's Rights

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Miley Cyrus.

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So you there Red?

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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