Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Justin Bieber

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Are you a tree? No.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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