Miley Cyrus.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Hi

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Yes.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Get in the car.

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