Get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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